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We, the Horn Fans, in order to form a more perfect union, establish justice (by beating the Aggies every year), ensure domestic tranquility (by kicking the Sooners the hell out of our State), provide for the common defense (by ringing those cowbells!), promote the general welfare (by going nuts after every score), and secure the blessings of liberty (aahhh... tailgates!) for ourselves and our posterity, do ordain and establish this Website for the Truly Obsessive Longhorns.